Shellslingers INTRODUCTION Are you interested in socializing with Mario Kart 8 gamers your age but haven't been able to "weed out" all the adolescent players? Have you been unable to join traditional, time-consuming clans because, being responsible adult, you have had to juggle your free time with going to college, taking care of children, or being employed in a full time job? In short, are you interested in an online experience akin to "shooting the bull" with a group of drinking buddies? If so, then Mario Kart 8 Shellslingers is the right place for you! MEMBERSHIP Our Nintendo Network ID Master Lists are growing by the day. The Shellslingers clan has explored various titles on different consoles throughout the years, but we are utterly pumped to return our focus back to the Mario Kart franchise! Here is our MK8 Roster (last updated: 4/19/2014): If you would like to join the club, you need only to fulfill two things: That's it! We don't ask for resumes, time trials, probation periods, VR stats, or any other sort of silliness. You just want to have fun, right? So do we! If you would like to learn more about membership with the Shellslingers, feel free to visit our "How To Join" page at our website. GUIDELINES We like to ascribe the Shellslinger experience akin to having drinks with some buds after work or partying with them on the weekends. Nothing stops the music faster than a few knuckleheads, so we do have a few guidelines we expect people to follow during their stay: CLAN FEATURES The Shellslingers experience is as simple and non intrusive as joining up with other adults your own age and playing some Mario Kart 8 at your convenience. For those of you who like to take part in activities, events, and communications beyond that simple formula, we offer several popular, optional features as well: Thank you for taking the time to view our clan's topic! I wish you the best in your Mario Kart 8 endeavors! The Mario Kart 8 Group for Adults. The Mario Kart 8 Group for Parents. The Mario Kart 8 Group for Older Gamers. The Mario Kart 8 Group for Mature, Casual Gamers.